Seen It

George Clooney, in italy, making some guns, hooking up with hookers, hanging out with the clergy.

An army officer finds out the U.S. government is not in Iraq to find weapons of mass destruction, but has another agenda. Sound familiar?

Although I've seen this movie before, I'm adding it to this list because i hadn't seen it in years, but had to watch it again for a class of mine.

Like a daytime soap opera but worse. The comedy is found in the terrible acting and ridiculous dialogue.

Memorable quotes:

Johnny: You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.

Mark: How was work today?
Johnny: Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.
Mark: What client?
Johnny: I can not tell you, its confidential.
Mark: Oh come on. Why not?
Johnny: No I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?

Mark: As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.

Lisa: You can come out now, Johnny. She's gone.
Johnny: In a few minutes, bitch.
Lisa: Who are you calling a bitch?
Johnny: You and your stupid mother.

Johnny: I kill you, you bastard!
Mark: You couldn't kill me if you tried.
Johnny: You betrayed me... you that good... you, you're just a chicken, chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp, cheep, cheep.

Unlikeable characters leading unfortunate unlikeable lives.

Lovely.

This movie made my cheeks hurt from smiling.

Enjoyable. Save time for the Director's Research Tapes in the special features.

Classic.

I will not be naming my son Tyrone. Thank you.

Mark Zuckerburg is a real douche bag. Makes me want to delete my facebook account.

Is this a real documentary or not? I can't tell. Either way, a fun watch.

Viva la Oms!

One of the best portayals of a crackhead I've ever seen.

Worth renting, but set the bar low.

A really great movie. I mean it. Both thumbs up, and maybe even 5 stars.

Two old farts travel the world because they're going to die. All in all, a charming movie.

Preettty, preeetty, preeeeettty bad.

My friends mom had us watch this. Now that I'm winding down into my old age, I guess that I too can be a sucker for this kind of movie.

FUCKED. UP.
(In the best possible way.)

If you want to watch a dumb action movie, this is the one for you.

Holy crap! This movie is so good! Ridiculous, funny, awesome, and creative.

Thumbs up.

A stop motion animation film that is gorgeous, dark, and touching. I cried.

Entertaining, but I'm ready for this shit to end. For real.

I got this from the library because i like Steve Buscemi, buuuut, I would not recommend this movie. Yeah, I guess that's it.

All he was saying is give peace a chance.

These two are adorable.

Turd.

Being directed by Dario Argento and featuring music by the Goblins only means one thing... that this movie rules! I loved it.

Don't waste your time on this baloney.. just watch a macgyver rerun. That's a much better way to spend your time.

I'm so glad something happened at the end of this movie because it seemed as if nothing ever would. This movie just made me feel like I was at work. The direction was terrible. Remind me to avoid anything directed by Bob Giraldi. Thanks.

I watched this movie because it was directed by Brian De Palma. It was not at all what I expected, but I guess I can say I've seen it.

I guess I'd have to be 10 again to appreciate this movie. Or maybe I liked it, but don't feel like saying so.

I heard this movie was terrible. Not so much. It scared me a couple times, and I like the fact that you saw Michael the whole time.

Good idea joaquin phoenix! I'd ask you out on a date, well maybe not.

The jokes could've been funnier.

This was kinda cool because it was so bad. I did fall asleep at the end. I guess that means I have to watch it again. Dang it!

The direction in this movie is brilliant, but that kinda goes without saying.

This movie is ok. I mean I love the 80's, but with a movie like this it needs to be really funny.

Ding Dong! Do yourself a favor and watch this movie.

I knew Joan Jett was gay. I knew it!

Whoa.

I thought that I had seen this movie before. I hadn't.. how did this happen? Definitely a new favorite. I mean there's a decapitated head that tries to get freaky. That's awesome!

Really different and interesting.

The best part is when he looks in the car window, then jumps on the car hood with the shotgun. No he didn't!