No Im Not Crazy

playing a real life character in An American Crime
"hey let me burn you with cigarettes"

Chip Douglas in the Cable Guy
"hey i love stalking people"

as Mort Rainey
"Im gonna steal a book idea, and put everyone i know in danger"

as Lyle
"im gonna beat a kid really bad with a bat, and tell myself im not crazy"

as Franco
"im gonna stalk and become obsessed with one of the main characters and then be creepy when im around people"

as Jacob Goodnight

as John Doe
"im gonna kill people with 7 deadly sins, and be really weird when i talk to people"

as Jigsaw
"im gonna make Lost characters seem even crazier, oh and also kill alot of people"

as Teddy Daniels
SPOILER
"im gonna tell u im a marshall, im a marshall, im a marshall"



as Frank

"im gonna go crazy on my wife, then make up"

as Mr. Blonde
"im gonna cut off your ear"

as Patrick Bateman
"im gonna kill people, fuck women, kill people, fuck women"


as Trevor Resnik
SPOILER
"im gonna loose lots of weight....hey is that guy real"

as Jack Torrance
"im just going to write a book ok............."


as RP McMurphy
"hahahahahahahaha"