My Definitive Hot List (In No Particular Order)

My current obsession. I can't get enough of this sexy man.

Bruce Willis is and always will be the sexiest man in the entertainment business. Long live Bruce "McClane" Willis.

Thanks to the new Modern Warfare 3 commercial, I'm totally crushing on him...a sweaty, scruffy man in the midst of battle...mmmm...

El Jefe...es muy caliente.

His comedic timing on SNL is what got me.

Sexiest doctor ever. (Well, my husband's back surgeon is pretty damn hot, too!!)

Sure, he's an older man, but he's a scuffy, rugged, cold-blooded (in his roles), bad ass. What could be hotter?!

Good God, this man is beautiful. (He also has perfect hair.)

1970's-Smokey and the Bandit-Era Burt Reynolds...He's very, very charming.

The original "bad boy". Which automatically makes him sexy.

Seth Meyers said it best when he said (in regards to Anderson Cooper being in the Egypt riots), “You cannot punch the handsome off Anderson Cooper.”

Whether rocking with Pearl Jam or wistfully playing the ukelele, Eddie Vedder is sexy.

Funny = sexy. (Check out the video of him dancing on the Daily Show...too cute!!)

Looks amazing in a suit, but still hotter as Captain Tight Pants.

Shiny.

The Hero of Canton.

Making fun of the Kardashians = sexy, sexy, sexy.

I want him to sing me lullabies.

He's got a contagious smile, a sexy accent and an absolutely amazing head of hair.

Classic.

Talent = sexy.

There was a time I was so sick of him, but in the last few years, his choice of roles and his activism for the planet makes him so sexy.

No one rocks a suit better than Piven (see profile pic) but this photo is hot as hell.

I want this man to rescue me from something.

As pompous as he seems now, he'll always be my Jordan Catalano.

Can he act? Not really. But that doesn't make him any less attractive.

Smart = sexy.

Indiana Jones Harrison Ford = ruggedly sexy.

Conventionally hot, I know. But, not many women can resist him.

He's like a Samoan sculpture...a Samoan god.

Rock god, talented musician, arms like pythons...Trent Reznor is almost perfect. (Check out his biceps. Oh, good God.)

My favorite news man.

Ruggedly good looking. And, he can sing.

Veteran actor, sexy accent and quite possible the hottest villain (Snape) in movie history. (I know, I'm a dork.)

A man who knows how to cook. And he drives a sexy car. (1967 Chevy Camaro SS Convertible)

Heathers, baby!! (Honorable mention: "Gleaming the Cube")

Normally, a little too skinny for my taste, but he's still deliciously sexy.

My favorite guitarist. And the reason I listened to RHCP.

Snarky, sarcastic and smart = sexy. Plus, he hates Ann Coulter.

The one heartthrob that everyone seems to like. I'd rather have him in his Green Arrow costume.

I've always found Christian Bale hot. Except for maybe during his Jesus-hair phase.

Drummer, vocalist and all around bad ass rocker. (And, for the geek in me, he, along with the rest of the Foos, played BlizzCon.)

Not much to say. He's just really attractive.

If I believed in guilty pleasures, he would be mine.

Gold teeth, disheveled hair? It doesn't matter. He's Johnny Depp.

Sexiest geek on television.

A dirty, dirty man. Who cleans up nicely.

I'm sure this won't last, but I'm totally crushing on him right now. I'm pretty sure it's a mixture of his baby face and amazing afro.

Foreign and sexy.

His band, Live, was my favorite band when they first came out. And, he has always been my favorite member. I find him incredibly sexy.

He's just hot.