Movielist

What the fuck did I just watch?

Disturbingly interesting film, still not much entertainment value. 7 stars, because hipsterism.

First I thought they really thought they had something in this movie. Well, they didn't. It was a funny combo of hot girls and stupid jokes topped with shitty special effects and over the top plot.

Still I got to give it 5 stars. Why? Because it made me laugh, and that's extremely rare.

I really didn't know what to think about this film before I watched it: I'm not a big fan of Tom Hardy, but Jesus, the movie is about the most violent prisoner in Britain!

What I was expecting was normal and dull biography topped with shitload of fist fights. What I really got was entertaining and different kind of biography that summed up all the madness Charles Bronson's life in just one and half hours. I loved Hardy's acting Refn's vision, the movie was just as crazy as Bronson himself.

Did I like the movie? Hell yes I did, 9 stars.

The point where James Bond went from overpowered womanizer armed with laser shooting condoms to a (still extremely seductive) punching bag.

The movie was decent, nothing mind blowing but perfectly okay. It just wasn't James Bond anymore. This movie put end to a certain era in film history. I'll go with 5 stars.

The mother of all stoner movies. What else you want me to say? Take a hit and watch it. 8 stars.

Oh you kidnapped my daughter? It's on now motherfucker!

Commando is everything I love in 80's action movies: killing, killing and killing. No bullshit, just bodies.
And the last scene where Arnold unleashes carnage is awesome.

10 points, action movie at it's finest

This movie was a steaming pile of horse shit eaten by a dog and shat out again.

No sir, I did not like it. 1 star.

The only even remotely sane film in the series. Your average "turned into vigilante and fueled by revenge" film.

7 stars.

Now we're talking. This is the next level shit. I mean, how far can you go? Well Death Wish 3 has gone pretty damn far from the first Death Wish. We're talking about galactic distances here.

The wooden plank trap? That's the shit! Mail-order armory? Go 'merica! Exploding cars in 5mph collision? Talking about 1980's physics!

From avenging your loved ones to destroying city block in order to clean it from a gang of junkies (gotta love the 80's drug propaganda on this one).

I'm giving it five out of ten, just because.

I especially loved the part where killed the thief on crowded street with a fucking magnum designed for big game hunting and everyone just cheered.