Favorites from George Carlin

Favorite routine: “Seven Dirty Words You Can Never Say on Television” (what else?)

Favorite routine(s): “Some People Are Stupid”, “Rape Can Be Funny”, “Things You Never See/Hear/Don’t Want to Hear”, Euphemisms”

Favorite routine(s): “Golf Courses for the Homelessness”, “The Planet is Fine, The People are Fucked”

Favorite routine(s): "The Envelope", “Losing Things”

Favorite routine(s): “Capital Punishment”, “Free-Floating Hostility”

Favorite routine(s): “Airport Security”, “Kids and Parents”, “Fear of Germs”

Favorite routine(s): “Goin’ Through My Address Book”, “Stupid Bullshit”, “You Have No Rights”

Favorite routine(s): “People I Can Do Without”, “Cars and Driving”

Favorite routine(s): “People Who Ought to Be Killed”, “The Ten Commandments”

Favorite routine(s): All three cartoons, “A Place for My Stuff”, “Assholes”, “Baseball vs. Football”