Review of Vampires Suck

I felt the need of an official Twilight parody and I think we could have got better than this. Apart from some frikkin amazing moments, the movie follows the saga plot and thus results boring (both to those who couldn't stand the movies and to those who watched them and know the story). It's sad to see how all the parodies (Disaster movie, Scary movies and this one) end up being just sadder than the originals. Youtube offers more brilliant parodies!
(2.5 because Jacob!Chihuahua and 'homeless eating ice cream like' Edward have been just WIN!)