Review of The Canyons

This is another one I am checking out because of Mrskin. Now I am not going into this expecting much with Lindsay Lohan as one lead and a pornstar that is in his first non-porn role as the other. The beginning was weirdly filmed and edited. Only 9 minutes into this so far and I think James Deen still thinks he is in a porno. His acting is just awful. It was a bit too soap opera for my taste. It's also pretty boring. It also feels like Christian Grey and Patrick Bateman fused together to make a weird ass psychotic character. If you are homophobic or uncomfortable with seeing male nudity this is definitely not for you. Also I couldn't tell if Lindsay was attractive or not. It's funny that everyone thinks says she is beautiful in this and that Lindsay is one of the films producers haha. The script is horrible and has really bad dialogue. I mean one scene the guy says "And then bam" four damn times! It's like watching a porno with not as much sex. To think this was written by the guy who did American Psycho is rather sad. This is such a pathetic piece of crap. I felt really puzzled with this whole thing. It doesn't seem finished and seems more like an episode of a bad HBO show. The ending left some things unresolved and unexplained. Why was Christian seeing a therapist? Why do the characters break the fourth wall with looks at the audience? Why are there no likeable characters? Why does James Deen try to impersonate Patrick Bateman? Why is Lindsay Lohan constantly obsessed over for? Why the hell did Christian only kill Cynthia? There are just too many questions left unanswered to list them all. Don't waste your time on this.