Review of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Save Me Bill

My eyes bulge out
and my head spins round
Every time you come around
You say
do You want to be
on the Craig Ferguson show
And I say
Yes indeedly do
I would love to be on his show
Save me Bill
here he comes
With a rattlesnake cup
And a skeleton
whoa Nelly he got a horse
He tells you
It ain't a real horse
He is mean as whip
And quick with a joke
Go on
Give em a poke
I tell yeh what
What?!
He on my smexy
Men from Scotland list
Where all only people named Scott live
I had me a crazy dream
I came upon that dreary Scottish scene
It was no nightmare (eh uh uh)
*whisper, secretariat*
it just confused me
oh by the way
Mr Ferguson won an award
Read his books
they a real fine read
B4 we go
I'll leave you with this
here come craig
here come the players
They so fine