Macho Loser Club

The First Rule of Loser Club is:
I don't want to hear about it.

The Second Rule of Loser Club is:
Don't tell me about it.

The Third Rule of Loser Club is:
Go. **Away**!!!

And, yeah, I would rather have Swedish furniture, than...hate people with Swedish furniture.

Oh, my god, you have a coffee-table; I'm going to blow up a bank!!

You blow up a bank. This helps you...how.

I just wanted to tell these characters...grow up. Just....grow up. I hate you, so just...grow up. Far away from me.

I mean, if Brad Pitt wanted to beat the crap out of some guys, he could have at least...stolen money from them, right? At least that would have made sense, on some level.

But, you know what would have been even better than that: 'Fight Club' vs. Clint Eastwood. "If I catch you around here again, it's going to get *fucking ugly*."

Note to world: Girls who like this film are going on my ignore list; boys who like it, are probably going to jail.

It's all so pathetic.

(5/10)