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Thoughts before I watched this.
1. Oh look it's Keanu Reeves!
2. Two beautiful women definitely grabs my attention.
3. This looks a bit ridiculous.
4. It also looks somewhat sexy.
5. These girls are crazy!
6. Wait this is from Eli Roth?
7. Where the hell is Green Inferno??
8. That looks way better than this!
9. Oh well this should hold me over until I get to see that one.
10. Three people wrote the screenplay for this including the director Eli Roth while two others came up with the story.
11. Nicholas Lopez helmed Aftershock (2012) which I really liked!
12. Guillermo Amoedo also worked on Aftershock (both as a writer).
13. Oh wow this is actually a remake of a 1977 film hence why the other two are credited for the story.
14. I kind of feel silly for not realizing this.
15. Anyways it may be better than I am expecting.
"Two nubile, stranded women reveal a sinister agenda after they spend the night with a married architect."
Thoughts while I watched this.
1. Four minutes of credits and a tour of the house where the story will take place.
2. I mean they could have tried to put something interesting there.
3. Aww they are such an adorable family!
4. I hope I have a family this sweet.
5. Oh no a dog in a horror movie...
6. Please don't kill the doggy Eli Roth!
7. Oh wait if they do then we will be revealed that Evan Webber is one of John Wick's aliases.
8. Two super attractive girls at your door in the middle of the night is fishy.
9. I wouldn't have let them in or even opened the door.
10. The foreign chick is way too flirty.
11. This Evan guy is too nice and naive.
12. Well looks like his will just wasn't strong enough.
13. These two girls were just too appealing in every way.
14. Oh things just got steamy.
15. Hope he knows how bad he just messed up.
16. Wow these girls are such pigs.
17. I didn't see that twist coming.
18. Colleen Camp hasn't aged gracefully.
19. These girls have some serious issues.
20. This in a way reminds me of Hard Candy.
21. I'm from Oakland, Ho! LMAO
22. I kind of figured that would happen.
23. That speech was kind of amusing.
24. Whoa another unexpected twist.
25. Oh glad that made me happy.
26. I didn't see that ending coming either.
27. That's it?
Thoughts after I watched this.
1. It really isn't all that bad.
2. There are some stupid decisions made though.
3. The dog lived yay!
4. Keanu Reeves still doesn't have much acting range.
5. These girls are stunning.
6. I still wouldn't have even let them in (trust issues).
7. It barely felt like an Eli Roth film.
8. I liked that there was a cameo from the original film; even if I myself never watched it.
9. It could be good for a one time watch.
10. Looks like I have found a location near me with Green Inferno!
11. So that is definitely next!
