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6.4
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Roast Master: Jeff Ross
Roasters: Lenny Clarke, Michael J. Fox, Jim Breuer, Gilbert Gottfried, Dr. Dre, Ed Lover, Mario Cantone, Dane Cook, Nick DiPaolo, Rene Russo, Peter Gallagher, Don Gavin, Gina Gershon, Conan O'Brien, Joe Mantegna, Christopher Wslken, Colin Quinn, and Rene Russo
"Let's focus on Denis' film career, since his agent didn't."
Roasters: Lenny Clarke, Michael J. Fox, Jim Breuer, Gilbert Gottfried, Dr. Dre, Ed Lover, Mario Cantone, Dane Cook, Nick DiPaolo, Rene Russo, Peter Gallagher, Don Gavin, Gina Gershon, Conan O'Brien, Joe Mantegna, Christopher Wslken, Colin Quinn, and Rene Russo
"Let's focus on Denis' film career, since his agent didn't."
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
4.6
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Roast Masters: Bill Engvall, Ron White, and Larry the Cable Guy
Roasters:
Denis Leary, Nick DiPaolo, Christian Finnegan, Patrice O'Neal, Heidi Klum, Lisa Lampanelli, Greg Giraldo, Jay Mohr, Christan Finnegan, Anna Nicole Smith, and G.E. Smith
"Near the end, he wanted me to be on the show. Yeah, that's like being the fifth pallbearer for a four handle casket."
Roasters:
Denis Leary, Nick DiPaolo, Christian Finnegan, Patrice O'Neal, Heidi Klum, Lisa Lampanelli, Greg Giraldo, Jay Mohr, Christan Finnegan, Anna Nicole Smith, and G.E. Smith
"Near the end, he wanted me to be on the show. Yeah, that's like being the fifth pallbearer for a four handle casket."
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
6
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Roast Master: Jimmy Kimmel
Roasters:
Roasters: Courtney Love, Adam Carolla, Bea Arthur, Nick DiPaolo, Greg Giraldo, Elon Gold, Eddie Griffin, Lady Bunny, Lisa Lampanelli, Tommy Lee, Jimmy Kimmel, Jeff Ross, Sarsh Silverman, Andy Dick, David Spade, and Hugh Hefner
Special Guest Appearance: Anna Nicole Smith
"Who am I kidding, I've never read a book. I can barely read my fucking tattoos."
Roasters:
Roasters: Courtney Love, Adam Carolla, Bea Arthur, Nick DiPaolo, Greg Giraldo, Elon Gold, Eddie Griffin, Lady Bunny, Lisa Lampanelli, Tommy Lee, Jimmy Kimmel, Jeff Ross, Sarsh Silverman, Andy Dick, David Spade, and Hugh Hefner
Special Guest Appearance: Anna Nicole Smith
"Who am I kidding, I've never read a book. I can barely read my fucking tattoos."
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
7.4
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Roast Master: Jason Alexander
Roasters: Andy Dick, Farrah Fawcett, Greg Giraldo, Lisa Lampanelli, Artie Lange, Nichelle Nichols, Patton Oswalt, Kevin Pollak, Jeff Ross, George Takei, Betty White, and Fred Willard
Pre Taped: Leonard Nimoy, Sandra Bullock, Ben Stiller, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel, and Clint Howard
Notable Audience Members: Notable audience members: Adrian Zmed, David Carradine, Roger Corman, Brent Spiner, Jeri Ryan, Rene Auberjonois, Rosalind Chao, Mark Valley, Carrie Fisher, Scott Hamilton, Cedric Yarbrough and Niecy Nash, and Brian Posehn
"William Shatner is living proof that if you are talented and nice, you can work in this industry forever. Fortunately, if you're neither, fuck it, you can still be on Comedy Central."
Roasters: Andy Dick, Farrah Fawcett, Greg Giraldo, Lisa Lampanelli, Artie Lange, Nichelle Nichols, Patton Oswalt, Kevin Pollak, Jeff Ross, George Takei, Betty White, and Fred Willard
Pre Taped: Leonard Nimoy, Sandra Bullock, Ben Stiller, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel, and Clint Howard
Notable Audience Members: Notable audience members: Adrian Zmed, David Carradine, Roger Corman, Brent Spiner, Jeri Ryan, Rene Auberjonois, Rosalind Chao, Mark Valley, Carrie Fisher, Scott Hamilton, Cedric Yarbrough and Niecy Nash, and Brian Posehn
"William Shatner is living proof that if you are talented and nice, you can work in this industry forever. Fortunately, if you're neither, fuck it, you can still be on Comedy Central."
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
3.6
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Roast Master: Katt Williams
Roasters: Roasters: Ice-T, Jimmy Kimmel, Snoop Dogg, Greg Giraldo, Patton Oswalt, Lisa Lampanelli, Jeff Ross, Carrot Top, Sommore, and Brigitte Nielsen.
Notable audience members: Flavor of Love, Ron Jeremy, Luenell, Red Grant, Scott Adsit, Nicole "Coco" Austin, Kordell Stewart, Derek Parker, Dennis Hof, and Chyna
"How did you go from fucking Rocky to fucking Bullwinkle?"
Roasters: Roasters: Ice-T, Jimmy Kimmel, Snoop Dogg, Greg Giraldo, Patton Oswalt, Lisa Lampanelli, Jeff Ross, Carrot Top, Sommore, and Brigitte Nielsen.
Notable audience members: Flavor of Love, Ron Jeremy, Luenell, Red Grant, Scott Adsit, Nicole "Coco" Austin, Kordell Stewart, Derek Parker, Dennis Hof, and Chyna
"How did you go from fucking Rocky to fucking Bullwinkle?"
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
5.9
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Roast Master: John Stamos
Roasters: Susie Essman, Greg Giraldo, Brian Posehn, Jim Norton, Jeff Garlin, Gilbert Gottfried, Jon Lovitz, Norm Macdonald, Cloris Leachman, and Jeff Ross
Pre-taped appearances: Sarah Silverman, Lewis Black, and Don Rickles
Notable audience members: Lori Loughlin, Jodie Sweetin, Dave Coulier, Alan Thicke, Rex Lee, Scott Bakula and Alonzo Bodden
"In honor of the late, great, George Carlin, I'd like to leave you all with another seven words you could never hear on television: "And they Emmy goes to... Bob Saget!"
Roasters: Susie Essman, Greg Giraldo, Brian Posehn, Jim Norton, Jeff Garlin, Gilbert Gottfried, Jon Lovitz, Norm Macdonald, Cloris Leachman, and Jeff Ross
Pre-taped appearances: Sarah Silverman, Lewis Black, and Don Rickles
Notable audience members: Lori Loughlin, Jodie Sweetin, Dave Coulier, Alan Thicke, Rex Lee, Scott Bakula and Alonzo Bodden
"In honor of the late, great, George Carlin, I'd like to leave you all with another seven words you could never hear on television: "And they Emmy goes to... Bob Saget!"
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
4.1
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Roast Master: Lisa Lampanelli
Roasters: Nick DiPaolo, Jeff Foxworthy, Greg Giraldo, Toby Keith, Jeffrey Ross, Reno Collier, Maureen McCormick, Warren Sapp, and Gary Busey
"People always ask me if I've seen Larry's latest movie, and I say "No, but I flushed a ten dollar bill down the toilet to get the feeling I have."
Roasters: Nick DiPaolo, Jeff Foxworthy, Greg Giraldo, Toby Keith, Jeffrey Ross, Reno Collier, Maureen McCormick, Warren Sapp, and Gary Busey
"People always ask me if I've seen Larry's latest movie, and I say "No, but I flushed a ten dollar bill down the toilet to get the feeling I have."
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
4.9
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Roast Master: Kathy Griffin
Roasters: Carl Reiner, Gilbert Gottfried, Mario Cantone, Whitney Cummings, Tom Arnold, Brad Garrett, Robin Quivers, Greg Giraldo, Don Rickles, Donald Trump, and Melissa Rivers
Notable Audience Members: Melissa Rivers, Michael C. Hall, Jennifer Carpenter, Alan Thicke, T.J. Miller, Chris Pratt and Anna Faris
"What do you call a woman who's broken down barriers for female comics? A comedienne who's entertained us and our families on TV for years? What do you call an icon, a beloved icon, that's part of the fabric of this country? You call her Carol Burnett. But we love you anyway, Joan! Good night!"
Roasters: Carl Reiner, Gilbert Gottfried, Mario Cantone, Whitney Cummings, Tom Arnold, Brad Garrett, Robin Quivers, Greg Giraldo, Don Rickles, Donald Trump, and Melissa Rivers
Notable Audience Members: Melissa Rivers, Michael C. Hall, Jennifer Carpenter, Alan Thicke, T.J. Miller, Chris Pratt and Anna Faris
"What do you call a woman who's broken down barriers for female comics? A comedienne who's entertained us and our families on TV for years? What do you call an icon, a beloved icon, that's part of the fabric of this country? You call her Carol Burnett. But we love you anyway, Joan! Good night!"
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
4.7
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Roast Master: Seth MacFarlane
Roasters: Jeff Ross, Pamela Anderson, Lisa Lampanelli, Gilbert Gottfried, Hulk Hogan, Jerry Springer, William Daniels, Piers Morgan, Whitney Cummings, Whitney Cummings, Greg Giraldo, George Hamilton, and Sharon Osbourne
Notable Audience Members: John Slattery, Craig Robinson, Christina Milian, Hayley Hasselhoff, Taylor Hasselhoff, Nick Hogan, Alexandra Paul, Nicole Eggert, Gena Lee Nolin, Traci Bingham, Angelica Bridges and Jeremy Jackson
"When I first started on Baywatch, I was scared, because I couldn't swim. David came to me and said, "That's okay, because I can't act."
Roasters: Jeff Ross, Pamela Anderson, Lisa Lampanelli, Gilbert Gottfried, Hulk Hogan, Jerry Springer, William Daniels, Piers Morgan, Whitney Cummings, Whitney Cummings, Greg Giraldo, George Hamilton, and Sharon Osbourne
Notable Audience Members: John Slattery, Craig Robinson, Christina Milian, Hayley Hasselhoff, Taylor Hasselhoff, Nick Hogan, Alexandra Paul, Nicole Eggert, Gena Lee Nolin, Traci Bingham, Angelica Bridges and Jeremy Jackson
"When I first started on Baywatch, I was scared, because I couldn't swim. David came to me and said, "That's okay, because I can't act."
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
4.2
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Roast Master: Seth MacFarlane
Roasters: Whitney Cummings, Lisa Lampanelli, Jeffrey Ross, Marlee Matlin, Jack Jason, Gilbert Gottfried, Anthony Jeselnik, Larry King, Snoop Dogg, and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
Notable Audience Members: Melania Trump, Ivanka Trump, Ice-T, Russell Simmons, John Legend, Lindsay Lohan, Joel Madden and David Foster
"By the way, Donald, it's pronounced "huge," not "eyuge". Also, it's pronounced "I am fucking delusional," not "I am running for President."
Roasters: Whitney Cummings, Lisa Lampanelli, Jeffrey Ross, Marlee Matlin, Jack Jason, Gilbert Gottfried, Anthony Jeselnik, Larry King, Snoop Dogg, and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
Notable Audience Members: Melania Trump, Ivanka Trump, Ice-T, Russell Simmons, John Legend, Lindsay Lohan, Joel Madden and David Foster
"By the way, Donald, it's pronounced "huge," not "eyuge". Also, it's pronounced "I am fucking delusional," not "I am running for President."
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
6.3
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Roast Master: Seth MacFarlane
Roasters: Mike Tyson, Jeff Ross, Anthony Jeselnik, Steve-O, William Shatner, Kate Walsh, Jon Lovitz, Patrice O'Neal, and Amy Schumer.
Notable Audience Members: Brooke Mueller, Aaron Paul, Maria Menounos, Corbin Bernsen, Duane Chapman, Michael Boatman, Kristin Cavallari, Patrick Warburton and Richard Kind
"I really think you and Emilio should do a follow up to 'Men and Work' and you can call it 'Men Who Don't Work Anymore.'
Roasters: Mike Tyson, Jeff Ross, Anthony Jeselnik, Steve-O, William Shatner, Kate Walsh, Jon Lovitz, Patrice O'Neal, and Amy Schumer.
Notable Audience Members: Brooke Mueller, Aaron Paul, Maria Menounos, Corbin Bernsen, Duane Chapman, Michael Boatman, Kristin Cavallari, Patrick Warburton and Richard Kind
"I really think you and Emilio should do a follow up to 'Men and Work' and you can call it 'Men Who Don't Work Anymore.'
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
4.8
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Roast Master: Jane Lynch
Roasters: Jeff Ross, Katey Sagal, Carrie Fisher, Ellen Barkin, Anthony Jeselnik, Seth Green, Amy Schumer, Wayne Brady, Gilbert Gottfried, and Tom Arnold
Notable Audience Members: Sarah Chalke, Blake Anderson, Alicia Goranson, Michael Fishman, Chris Colfer and Fred Willard
"This show is serving up more old, spoiled hens than a Chick-fil-A. Oh, and that reminds me: Fuck Chick-fil-A."
Roasters: Jeff Ross, Katey Sagal, Carrie Fisher, Ellen Barkin, Anthony Jeselnik, Seth Green, Amy Schumer, Wayne Brady, Gilbert Gottfried, and Tom Arnold
Notable Audience Members: Sarah Chalke, Blake Anderson, Alicia Goranson, Michael Fishman, Chris Colfer and Fred Willard
"This show is serving up more old, spoiled hens than a Chick-fil-A. Oh, and that reminds me: Fuck Chick-fil-A."
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
7.6
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Roast Master: Seth Rogen
Roasters: Aziz Ansari, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Nick Kroll, Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross, Andy Samberg, and Sarah Silverman
Notable Audience Members: Blake Anderson, Jillian Bell, Adam Devine, Andy Dick, Dave Franco, Jennie Garth, Brett Gelman, Eiza González, Anders Holm, Gabriel Iglesias, Kelley Jakle, Samm Levine, Maribeth Monroe, Matthew Morrison, Amy Poehler, Stephen Rannazzisi, June Diane Raphael, Retta, Horatio Sanz, Paul Scheer, and Kate Walsh
"James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?"
Roasters: Aziz Ansari, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Nick Kroll, Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross, Andy Samberg, and Sarah Silverman
Notable Audience Members: Blake Anderson, Jillian Bell, Adam Devine, Andy Dick, Dave Franco, Jennie Garth, Brett Gelman, Eiza González, Anders Holm, Gabriel Iglesias, Kelley Jakle, Samm Levine, Maribeth Monroe, Matthew Morrison, Amy Poehler, Stephen Rannazzisi, June Diane Raphael, Retta, Horatio Sanz, Paul Scheer, and Kate Walsh
"James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?"
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
3.7
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Roast Master: Kevin Hart
Roasters: Hannibal Buress, Jeff Ross, Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Shaquille O'Neal, Chris D'Elia, Natasha Leggero, Pete Davidson and Will Ferrell
Notable Audience Members: Notable audience members: Scooter Braun, Dave Chappelle, Tito Ortiz, John Legend, Chrissy Teigen, Kendall Jenner, Jack Gilinsky, Blake Anderson, Katharine McPhee, Kourtney Kardashian, Kate Walsh, Chris Paul, Trevor Noah, Sarah Tiana, Larissa Marolt, Carly Rae Jepsen, Jaden Smith and Kyle Kinane
"Reportedly, his net worth is over $200 million dollars. And in prison, about four cartons of Kool's."
Roasters: Hannibal Buress, Jeff Ross, Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Shaquille O'Neal, Chris D'Elia, Natasha Leggero, Pete Davidson and Will Ferrell
Notable Audience Members: Notable audience members: Scooter Braun, Dave Chappelle, Tito Ortiz, John Legend, Chrissy Teigen, Kendall Jenner, Jack Gilinsky, Blake Anderson, Katharine McPhee, Kourtney Kardashian, Kate Walsh, Chris Paul, Trevor Noah, Sarah Tiana, Larissa Marolt, Carly Rae Jepsen, Jaden Smith and Kyle Kinane
"Reportedly, his net worth is over $200 million dollars. And in prison, about four cartons of Kool's."
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
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