Let's watch...Perversions Of Science

Episodes

1 - Dream of Doom
2 - Anatomy Lesson
3 - Boxed In
4 - The Exile
5 - Given the Heir
6 - Planely Possible
7 - Panic
8 - Snap Ending
9 - Ultimate Weapon
10 - The People's Choice

ok let's do it - there will be some SPOILERS so tread cautiously

Dream of Doom

LOL at the opening credits warning/advising that the show will have sex and violence. A typical montage along the lines of Twilight Zone intro...

Next a big titted silver robot introduces the story and presses a nipple to open up a viewscreen - Oh the orbit in the logo is in the shape of breast with nipple

Ok the story begins...Its directed by Walter Hill. A man is stuck in a recurring dream. Lots of smut in this and it goes quickly into WTF territory. The black woman is smoking hot. A nice twist ending which I did not predict

7/10 as it was well done and I like smut

Anatomy Lesson

Oh the the opening music is by Danny Elfman

The female robot is basically this show's Crypt keeper

Ok in the past Billy the son of a coroner witnesses his father perform an autopsy on a local violent wife abuser. LOL it looks as if Billy wants to dissect the family cat

Cut to the present Billy has grown up and we find out his dad has performed loads of autopsies on victims of a serial killer

Billy helps some slutty science partner and agrees to a date. She is boning him in his car. WTF someone is right next to them!
Billy goes looking for the guy and finds some sort of dungeon underground. He finds the guy and a cat...I am guessing the guy is an older version of Billy from the future. The guy has a beard and hat but could be himself

Billy stabs the man with a scalpel and he goes down When he makes an incision and tries to remove his heart he hits metal! The man is a robot!

Billy runs and the man/robot sheds his human guise and he now looks like the terminator

A UFO appears and ...I wont spoil the rest as its kind of a left field twist

7/10 - the entertaining cheesiness continues

Boxed In

The female robot is obviously a fan of Carry On films with all the innuendos

Bill Shatner is in this one!!!

This is set on a spaceship as a man who tries to get a sex-droid to repair the damaged ship

Oh its directed by Shatner as well. Nice ass shots. This has made me LOL twice already

He decides to dismantle the sex-droid! She fits well into a case!

The man gets home to his fiance (Melanie Shatner, Bill Shatner's daughter) desparate to bone her...but he cannot, He re-assambles the sex-droid

LOL his fiance has found a way round their problem but he is literally stuck inside the droid

Careful with that sonic screwdriver! Oh that looked painful

LOL his fiance is back now and he has convoluted some BS space disease excuse

More stuff happens...and a nasty ending which was cool

6/10 - though this was funny in a broad OTT way it needed something else


next one...

The Exile

That guy is familiar...its B list legend Jeffrey Combs! the cast credits are showing Ron Perlman and David Warner re in this one too

The combs character is speaking to the camera or a person about impurites and burning them out...oh its a naked girl strapped to a table

The cops and/or a SWAT team arrive but Combs unleashes blue fluid on the girls eyes

He gets shot while trying to escape and falls in a nasty position

David Warner appears and he wants to rehabilitate Combs evil character and more happens but I will definitely not spoil it for you

The best episode so far with a nice twisted end suitably comic and campy for this series

8/10


Given The Heir

Oh they have toned down the opening credits

Hot bitch clad in skintight red costume wants to go back in time to meet her perfect man meanwhile a short ugly scientist is trying to warn her of the dangers as she will be stuck in the past. She IS a bitch

Suitably dramatic time machine travel

She arrives with no clothes

LOL - they fingerprint her before getting her clothed. The actress has great eyes but weird eyebrows

She's asking for 50 grand

Now she goes to a bar and shes dressed in red again and finds the man she is looking for

They fuck - the guy appears to be some scheming scumbag - what a perfect match!

More stuff happens and the twist is revealed...WTF!

7/10 purely for the twist

Planely Possible

A man is speaking to a shrink about the loss of his wife - it looks like she was killed by a stranger

The man meets a scientist talking about parallel realities and agrees to be a volunteer to use a mchine he is developing

Kind of freaky device and the scientist explains the limitations on travelling to a reality where the guy's wife is alive. It appears he may only be able to observe rather than interact.

Oh good stuff - I wont spoil it. LOL at the joke about the furnace

WTF!!! Luckily the scientist is trying to communicate with the guy that something has gone wrong. No shit sherlock! This is turning into a trashy cartoon like fest.
Wow his wife is wearing some tight white trousers. LOL she shows her tits and all hell has broken loose almost literally.

A very good sequence and I think I can guess a twist ending...LOL I got it wrong

Nicely done, fast paced episode

8/10


Panic

Oh, this one's directed by Tobe Hooper and has indie stalwart Jason Lee

Looks like its the 1920s and 2 men plan to go to a fancy dress party dressed as aliens

The War Of The Worlds type of broadcast starts on the radio

Oh the 2 men seem to have gone crazy and killed everyone
No prizes for guessing the next part

Hail Mars! Cool raygun

Oh the radio reveals its a hoax and its a drama show

Kind of nice and twisty so far

The 2 guys meet the wrong couple on the road WTF is going on

LOL at the twist

7/10

Snap Ending

The sexy robot is pointless watching

Ok this stars Sean Astin of Goonies fame and Wil Wheaton in a story set in space with a man trapped outside a starships airlock and losing air

Oh dear - exit one spaceman!

It looks as if the ships self destruct sequence has somehow been triggered

LOL - she called Wheaton a stupid shit!

He's suddenly become a badass. Quite a bit of paranoia in this episode

Oh the twist was totally out of the blue and a cheat tbh

Ok episode 6/10

Ultimate Weapon

LOL the female robot is using almost single entendres

Ok the story starts a girl is dreaming she is being raped by some tentacled monster/alien

She's telling Her friends about the dream. Oh the girl is Heather Langenkamp

Shes now after some hunk - Some bodyswapping or something - LOL he could be gay...maybe not

This has got very confusing - who is who?

LOL at the ending whiy obvch is fairly obvious in retrospect

7/10 as its kind of stupid but fun

The People's Choice

Straight to the story. It looks like some sort of idyllic suburb and every woman has a super high hair like Marge Simspon

Oh the big haired women may be servant robots and they remind me of Mrs Slocmbe in Are You Being Served?

Now there's some keeping-up-with-the-Jones stuff

LOL - the swearing ghost!

A nice hedge sculpture

At midnight theres trouble as all the servant robots are fighting in the streets

I knew those hairdos contained something

This is wavering between stupid or geniusly surreal perhaps satirising the arms race

WTF an absurd twist

6/10

Summary

If you enjoyed films like Creepshow or enjoy Tales From The Crypt series this is in the same vein but with a stronger scifi element and you will find most episodes entetaining however non fans of this style are only likely to find a couple of episodes of interest.

Overall rating 7/10