Chow Yun Fat's Lacquered Helmet

My barber says I have good hair. When I look at the hair of prime Chow Yun Fat though, his makes mine look second-rate. When nicely oiled up, he becomes the smoothest bastard around. At some point in our lives, we'll be dealing with receding hairlines. Not Chow. He's been follicly blessed. One falls out another grows back to replace it. It's virtually indestructible. Almost as indestructible as Mcdonalds' burgers and fries.